So I’ve just finished watching Celebs Go Dating on E4…
Or was it the Ferne McCann Show??!
This evening we saw a real life sausage party, the whole show was a battle for the Men… I’ll be brutally honest I did genuinely feel sorry for most the Men!!!
Also the main features of this Evenings show were Ferne McCann and Melody Thornton…
The rest of the celebrity Ladies kind of fell into the back ground, we saw the return of the apparent shy Jorgie Porter… she didn’t seem to shy to me though!!
But for me at was all about Ferne & Melody.
So we saw Ferne fall in love… and chat total shit about everything, she really does need to rain it in when it comes to men, so keen!!
I do applaud the fact she’s so keen but also it can be very off-putting for Men & the Men who do like it will be your standard “fuck boys” so it depends on what she’s looking for?! She might have better luck finding her type of guy on something like Sexting-Apps.net, but what do I know?
What massively got me was Melody Thornton from the Pussy Cat dolls… her vocabulary doesn’t seem to consist of anything apart from cock, vagina, pussy, fingering, tits, shit & toilet talk over food! Not my cup of tea. I’m not sure what you guys think… but in my eyes, if that’s all you have to talk about “I’m not surprised your single”. With this being said, being single is not a bad thing. Even something as simple as checking out sites like https://www.35p-cheap-phone-sex.com/ could help some people satisfy their sexual needs. Everyone is different though and someone people may prefer being in a relationship rather than being single. Additionally, the whole point of a show like Celebs Go Dating if for the famous faces to find a potential partner.
It really was like watching Vultures fight over meat…
At their initial meet where they all have a drink and find dates, it was cringe-worthy on all parts and to all levels!! You could tell some of the dates were there just looking for their 5 minutes of fame. Even when the male celebs are on the show, some of the girls seem so desperate!! If they’re looking for money, they’d be better of using a sugar daddy dating site instead!
So again another hour of my life wasted watching this, but hey on the upside, I did have a giggle because the E4 narrator really was on top form this evening!!!
His quick wit, amazing humour and the fact he didn’t hold back was awesome!!!
Mr Celebs Go Dating Voice over guy 10 out of 10 you were on FIRE with your accurate comments & had me in stitches once again!!
So for that I thank you!!!
So I’m afraid but this week I’m giving Celebs Go Dating a 3/10 and that’s purely because of the narrator!!!
But watch this space… I’m 100% sure I will review a show very soon that’s all positive and rate it at least a 9 out of 10!
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Danny Bennett
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